TEDD LiGGETT's phOTOGRAPH_oF_tHE_dAY #1681 \ fRAYED kNOT

tL's phOTOGRAPH_oF_tHE_dAY #1681 - A red fishnet walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, "I’m sorry, but we don’t serve fishnets here." The fishnet goes home, ties himself in knots, messes up his hair, goes back to the bar, sits down and says, "Bartender, I’ll have a beer." The bartender says,"Hey, aren't you the fishnet who came in here earlier?" The fishnet replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
(bad joke; good photo; found, as is)